mandag, januar 11, 2010

Murphy's lov!

En "lov" som ble til da tre vitenskapsmenn, deriblant Edward A. Murphy Jr., undersøkte den menneskelige toleranse for akselerasjon under raketteksperimenter i California i 1949, og uttalte følgende: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, someone will do it."
Her er Murphy's lov:
- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.. -

* Celibacy is not hereditary.
* Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
* If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
* Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
* Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
* The other queue always moves faster.
* Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
* The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
* Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
* The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
* A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
* Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
* Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
* No matter how long you shop for an item, once you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else cheaper.
* In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

..som de sier; Murphy was an optimist!
Joda, det har vel skjedd at man føler det litt sånn, evt skjer det stadig vekk..! Hehe..
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